By Ally Hickson
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You’ve heard of the Beygency, right? It’s the subject of a hilarious
Saturday Night Live parody mocking an all-seeing organization that will come for you if you trash talk Queen Beyoncé.
But what if there was a far more insidious organization pulling the strings of our favorite pop diva? What if she was really just part of a massive conspiracy to control celebrities, politicians, and athletes, all while brainwashing normal people for world domination?
Enter: the Illuminati (which may have depicted as Jesus before his crucifixion with a crown of thorns. Why all the blaspheming? Because ILLUMINATI.
Kanye also has a preoccupation with symbols; like the all-seeing eye, also known as the “eye of Horus;” and the pyramids. He often makes a diamond or pyramid shape with his hands, which many theorists believe is secret messaging from the Illuminati.
Kanye even wears a giant Horus chain around his neck on occasion.
Music videos like “Power” and “Runaway” are the biggest Illuminati culprits, chock-full of occult symbols.
This site actually did an almost shot-by-shot breakdown of all the symbols in the video, and it’s far too many to list.
As for that infamous Taylor Swift “Imma let you finish” moment? Theorists believe
it was an initiation ritual for Taylor Swift into the “circle of chosen artists.” Bonus: Madonna is the “High Priestess” of that inner circle. Photo: Brian J Ritchie/Hotsauce/REX Shutterstock.
So is Kanye REALLY in the Illuminati?!
Do you even have to ask? Just look at that imagery!
But really, Kanye is NOT Illuminati. He’s addressed it multiple times, too.
Kanye was laughing about it with tweets like, “Is illuminati and devil worshipping like the same thing … do they have a social network that celebs can sign up for?” Or even,“Question… can you devil worship on the new iphone??? LOL!!!”
Personal favorite: “What’s better for devil worshipping Iphone or the Droid… Does lucifer return text… is he or she on Skype? Don’t wanna be sexist.”
But that was in 2009; they’ve been deleted since then. These days, Kanye is tired of the Illuminati connection.
“I heard a comment — a joke — about the Tidal press conference being an Illuminati moment,” Kanye
wrote in . “If there was actually an Illuminati, it would be more like the energy companies. Not celebrities that gave their life to music and who are pinpointed as decoys for people who really run the world.” Paper magazine
He added, “I’m tired of people pinpointing musicians as the Illuminati. That’s ridiculous. We don’t run anything; we’re celebrities. We’re the face of brands. We have to compromise what we say in lyrics so we don’t lose money on a contract.”
So that settles that. Kanye says he’s not Illuminati. Or at the very least, he has no idea if he’s in the Illuminati.
That doesn’t mean Kim isn’t a member, though. JK! Photo: Courtesy of Roc-A-Fella Records, LLC.
Theory: Whitney Houston was a sacrifice for Blue Ivy, who’s named after Lucifer’s daughter.
If you talk to an Illuminati truther, they’ll tell you that Beyoncé and Jay Z are Illuminati, and their daughter is probably the spawn of Satan.
Evidence: Basically, conspiracy theorists think that at just 4 years old, Blue Ivy Carter is a member of the Illuminati.
Their evidence — aside from her highly suspicious parents who are probably agents of evil —
all rests on her name. It’s an anagram…of EVIL:
I.V.Y. = Illuminati’s Very Youngest
B.L.U.E. = Born Living Under Evil
Also, Blue Ivy spelled backwards is Eulb Yvi, which theorists say is Latin for “Lucifer’s Daughter.”
If you need more proof than that, please note that she was born right when Whitney Houston died. Why?
Because it was an Illuminati blood sacrifice ritual, of course. Also, Queen Elizabeth is somehow involved and they think she’s Illuminati, too. Photo: Courtesy of MTV/Viacom.
So is Blue Ivy ACTUALLY evil?!
The Omen. This isn’t Rosemary’s Baby. This is a little girl who got a super-unique name from a mother with a super-unique name.
Turns out, “Eulb Yvi”
isn’t even a Latin word.
She’s a little girl, okay? A LITTLE GIRL. Relax.
Photo: Courtesy of Columbia Records/ “Blue.”
Theory: Disney’s Frozen is trying to brainwash your kids to be Illuminati puppets.
At this point, you must realize that nothing is safe from the Illuminati. Not even Princess Elsa.
Evidence: Guys, there are triangles EVERYWHERE in this movie, and if you haven’t noticed, triangles are symbols of the occult. And it’s not just mountains covered in snow. This website points out several examples throughout the film where there are triangle-shaped windows and faces.
There’s magic in this movie, just like most Disney movies, and that’s a red Illuminati flag. Magic isn’t natural — it’s the occult.
Frozen is a movie featuring lots of ice and snow. Illuminati conspiracy theorists have pointed out that most of the snowflakes in this movie are hexagrams, which also have a dark connection. They control demons and spirits.
Theorists also believe that a specific scene with Anna and Elsa’s father resembles a Freemason ritual. There’s also the necromancy theory — essentially that magic is used to bring Olaf to life.
There’s also a conspiracy theory that
Frozen is using subliminal messaging to push a secret homosexual agenda, hence songs like “Let It Go.”
So is Princess Elsa actually worshipping Satan?!
Look, Princess Elsa does have magical powers. She does make some magic snowflakes in the shape of hexagrams.
Disney has been hit with symbolism theories before — and not all of them are innocent.
It’s highly likely that there’s some kind of “hidden message” in
Frozen, but it’s doubtful that the message is overtly sexual or satanic.
Frozen really about love? Isn’t it about being yourself? Aren’t we reading a little too much into a kids’ movie?
As Elsa said, “Let it go.”
Photo: Courtesy of Disney.
Theory: The Illuminati killed Aaliyah as a blood sacrifice.
Since Aaliyah’s untimely death in 2001, there have been countless conspiracy theories. But few run as deep as the Illuminati sacrifice theory.
Evidence: The theory centers around three key players: Jay Z, Beyoncé, and Damon Dash. At the time of her death, Aaliyah was dating Dash, Jay Z’s friend and colleague. Theorists believe that both Dash and Jay Z were already in the Illuminati and Aaliyah either wanted to get out of the secret society herself — or reveal the truth about it.
The Beyoncé connection has to do with their similar career trajectories. Beyoncé, like Aaliyah before her, has done some acting.
So what does the Illuminati have to do with Aaliyah and Beyoncé? Conspiracy theorists think that because Aaliyah hated the Illuminati and wanted to break free, she was selected to be a “blood sacrifice” so that Beyoncé could take her place and thrive as the ultimate queen of evil.
There’s also a lot of numerology theories that come into play here. One of them being that Aaliyah died on August 25, 2001 — and in history, August 25, 1932, is the date Amelia Earhart completed her transcontinental flight.
In addition to this speculation, there’s some creepy theories about Aaliyah’s music. Her last song, “Rock The Boat,” which happens to be the music video she was filming before her death, is suspected to have hidden messaging. So much so
that believers have started playing her music backwards in videos. They think Aaliyah is saying, “Cannot be pushed,” to the Illuminati. Photo: Matt Baron/BEI/REX Shutterstock.
So did the Illuminati kill Aaliyah so Beyoncé can rule us all?!
It’s such a horrible theory that it’s not even funny.
Poor Aaliyah was killed because
her plane was too heavy and her pilot was on drugs. Reports also say that the singer and her crew squeezed on the plane because they wanted to leave a day earlier than planned. Yes, this is major negligence — and that’s why Aaliyah’s family tried to sue Virgin records and the airline for allowing an unauthorized pilot to fly a severely overloaded plane.
The numerology theories also don’t make sense. Because, really, what does Amelia Earhart in 1932 have to do with an R & B signer in 2001? Nothing. They were both on planes. That’s about it. (
Please note that Amelia Earhart’s flight on August 25 was successful!)
When you play “Rock The Boat” backwards,
it is creepy. But then again, most songs played backwards are creepy! Try playing Hannah Montana’s “Best Of Both Worlds” backwards and see what happens! Also, does anyone really hear “Cannot be pushed” without someone first suggesting it as the lyrics? Doubtful.
Let’s not mention the fact that Aaliyah and Beyoncé were friends (please see the GIF to your right).
Beyoncé even commented on her death, saying Aaliyah, “Was the very first person to embrace Destiny’s Child.”
Beyoncé was already famous in 2001 thanks to a little band (you might have heard of it) called Destiny’s Child —
one of the top-selling girl groups of all time.
We need to let Aaliyah rest in peace and drop all the Illuminati theories.
Theory: Beyoncé is the Illuminati Queen — and she’s possessed by the demon “Sasha Fierce.”
As far as the internet is concerned, Beyoncé and Jay Z are the King and Queen of the Illuminati, bathe in blood, and force celebrities to kill off their loved ones in sacrifice. Conspiracists believe that every hand gesture, every music video, every performance, and every public appearance points to their Illuminati membership in some way.
Evidence: There are few things in this world that were more evil than Beyoncé’s 2013 Super Bowl performance. EVERYTHING about that performance was apparently a not-so-secret salute to Satan. Beyoncé’s outfit? Made by the devil. Her dance moves? Just a send-off to Satan.
At one point, Beyoncé dances in front of a black-and-white background (
which apparently is the most Illuminati color scheme, ever), before she is multiplied on a jumbo screen. Throughout the performance, there are multiple silhouettes and Beyoncés, which is all about the duality of man and alter egos, according to Illuminati truthers.
There’s tons of fire — which you can probably guess is satanic. She also created a BLACKOUT. All the lights went out at the Superdome after she finished! Can you say Illuminati?
Plus, she flashes the pyramid symbol right in the middle of her performance to millions of viewers as a sign of allegiance.
In fact, Beyoncé often throws her hands up in a pyramid (the Great Seal) symbol and covers one eye with her hands, once again hinting at the all-seeing eye.
uses the “double six” signs — also known as the “a-okay” — which theorists say is a sign of the devil.
There are also tons of videos online breaking down
Beyoncé’s music videos. Her “Telephone” video with Lady Gaga (former slave), “Single Ladies” video, and “Sweet Dreams” video have all been picked apart for weird symbols that suggest manufactured humans, devil horns, and lots of other demonic stuff. People also think that “ Single Ladies” played backwards is basically telling people to bow down to Satan.
There’s even a theory that
Beyoncé is actually possessed by a demon (Sasha Fierce) when performing, especially during her Super Bowl performance in 2013, when her eyes reportedly turned black and she sneered, as demons do.
thinks she faked her pregnancy, because Illuminati. Photo: Gregory Pace/BEI/REX Shutterstock.
So IS Beyoncé a possessed Illuminati queen ushering in a “New World Order?!”
Look, if you were trying to find a queen to enslave the world, Beyoncé would be a fantastic choice! Who wouldn’t follow Beyoncé down into the gates of hell? Or wear leather and lace corsets because she says it’s okay? EVERYONE would do it.
Unfortunately, most of this evidence can be explained away.
First, hand signs don’t necessarily mean demonic alliance. It’s probably Beyoncé paying homage to Jay Z and Roc-A-Fella Records. That’s why she, Jay, and Kanye (the holy trinity of Illuminati) use it all the time. Maybe Jay Z picked the symbol because he’s in the Illuminati? Or more likely, he chose it because it’s supposed to represent a diamond and it’s a very cool hand sign. It is and he was right —
that’s why every celebrity does it.
is possessed by Sasha Fierce. If so, great demon name! Throwing a million 666 okay signs your way in support. But why would she go around telling people about it? Isn’t the Illuminati supposed to be a secret?
It’s more likely that Sasha Fierce is a persona, which is highly common among performers, who assume a role that matches the music they sing
on stage. Sure, it’s a little crazy, but no one said that creative people were totally normal.
Beyoncé is at the center of every conspiracy theory. Why?
“There have always been questions and conspiracies about the structure and nature of power by African-Americans, and naturally, those questions have made their way into hip-hop,”
Marc Lamont Hill once told . “Powerless people tend to try and make sense of their circumstance in different ways.” Philadelphia Weekly
He added: “Any time people have a large chunk of power, it’s reasonable and natural to believe they didn’t get it fairly.”
But guess what you guys? Beyoncé’s been in dancing and signing in stilettos since she was 16 years old. She didn’t get “Bootylicious” in the dictionary on luck alone. It was hard work and a LOT of Sasha Fierceness.
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